Manufacturer's description
Don't ask us why we did it but it didn't take much for Dave Carnie to convince us to put a big whale penis on a snowboard. The board is a true twin shape with a tip to tail poplar wood core. The base comes with a speedy structurn finish. Dave ensured us that a dink on a snowboard would sell so we really thought we would give it a try. "The most impressive package to me belongs to the right whale... the right whale's balls weigh a staggering half-ton each. They're like little Volkswagons." – Dave Carnie
