Manufacturer's description
Despite what you've been programmed to think, you are in control. Sure, your every movement and thought is being recorded and analyzed by the government and aliens, but you can still exhibit free will. Fun and freedom are there for the taking and here's proof: the new 2010/11 Omatic Boron. Without therapy, without some prescription super-drug, you can simply introduce Boron into your regimen and watch as a unique strain of fun and personal freedom begins to mutate within your system. Be sure to check the ingredients: VERTWALL construction and INTELLIGENTCORE wood profiling. Add to that a forgiving, flexible BIAXIAL fiberglass matrix, and you've got a serious weapon to fight impending lameness. With the Boron you get the performance enhancements you need, and nothing, you don't. Take control today!
